What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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^ The ketagenic diet is proven to ret*d the growth of tumours.

I'm also partial to TCM.

^^^what is TCM?

Turner Classic Movies?

Storing beans in a bunker?

Ya mean the was some kind of apocalypse? A nuclear attack in which you had to store food in a bunker to survive, and you happened to be sharing the bunker with the Spice Girls?

Interesting symbolism.

I was walking along some grey-yellow backstreets full of dark squares which were the expectant stamps of windows and doors I wasn't going to look too hard and long at, the buildings were all melted together and on some kinda loop, I got lost in a diagonally shaped car park but there were no cars, I couldn't get back over the low wall which ran around it for some reason, it confused me and then I heard a shrill alarm blare out and a gap magically let me through, I went and slotted a key in a peculiar slot between two curb stones and then the street started sinking slantways as if tugged by a sewer squid guzzling the street from its cozy underworld but I realized it was a far less serious threat unraveling and the boring road had just turned into a slide, no idea what I was descending toward because I woke up and thought my bed was at a weird angle but I was actually lying half off it with my head dangling off the edge lol.

Beans
To see or eat beans in your dream signify your connection to your roots and to humanity. Consider what binds you to your community. Alternatively, beans are symbolic of the soul and of immortality. They also relate to fertility.
To dream that you are picking up beans symbolizes your frugal and thrifty ways. Perhaps the dream is telling you to be more watchful of your finances.
Bunker
To dream that you are inside a bunker indicates that you are not confronting your anger issues. Instead you are on guard about your feelings and are keeping them from coming to the surface. You are afraid of getting hurt.

What an odd symbolism for beans!

I have never dreamed of foods. Weird.

you should go back on this thread and read my lasagna mountain dream then.

I dreamed I was attending my Monday night folk dance class last night, even though I wasn't able to go out because I've been sick. Nothing mysterious about that-I was seriously bummed that I couldn't go out.

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i dreamt that OJ simpson had his right leg cut off at the knee and what remained was shrunken. he was naked from waist down [suit jacket and tie on, however] in bed with sarah palin who took turns felating him with some mysterious blonde with big hair. he was grotesquely tumescent, about a foot long, and sarah disapproved of the blonde woman's felating performance and demonstrated on OJ how she felt he needed to be felated, with violent up and down movements and an angry expression on her face. all the while, OJ was on his cell phone angrily discussing something with somebody else. then afterwards, i was interviewing sarah and she started robotically spouting GOP platform positions in her usual insipid way.

That is indeed.... a 'weirdest dream'!

Actually it reminds me of a Nineties joke told by Buddy Hackett (one of the last times I saw him on TV).

A guy asks a genie if he can "go to bed with three women at the same time", and suddenly Tanya Harding, Lorena Bobbitt, and Hillary Clinton, suddenly magically appear in his bed at the same time. The next morning he wakes up bleeding and screeming in agony because: his penis is gone, his knee is broken, and he couldnt get medical.

So.... Lets start with OJ. What does OJ represent...to you?

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oj represents to me a sociopath who lied his way into a corner from which he could not escape. his lies caught up with him and were too numerous to effectively address one by one- rather like that moment in tetris when the falling geometric shapes piled up to the top and went GAME OVER. at the same time he represents a ruthless uber-NT type who rose in society and enjoyed the high life free of earthly material worry, until his inner demons cut him short. in the end he was revealed to be utterly lacking in common decency, a smooth brute with a manicure.

Hmmm....

And OJ is castrated (his leg is chopped). Except that he ISNT castrated (obviously). The lady with the big hair might be Michele Bachman.LOL! Anyway...

Below the neck OJ is quite engaged shall we say, but above the neck he is distracted and is angrily talking on the phone.


So on to the next question: why would Sarah Palin be giving OJ a BJ in public?. And then give a flat party line answer to explain it?

Interesting.

prolly an illustration of typically GOP/bible belt religious hypocrisy, especially relating to current events. how they speak holy holy psalm-singing platitudinous crap but vote for a bunch of libertines for their own short-sighted xenophobic/ulterior reasons. just my two-cents' worth

Bingo!

Pretty much my take (on both your dream, and on the real GOP ).