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05 Aug 2016, 3:16 pm

You are a poopsicle.



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05 Aug 2016, 3:19 pm

Boring like an NT. Where to you buy your rudeness?


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05 Aug 2016, 3:22 pm

I buy my rudeness from the best designer rudeness store in town. Oh, there's no point telling you the name of it--you probably wouldn't be able to afford it anyway.



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05 Aug 2016, 3:33 pm

I've been sucking cocks in hell since I was 5, I could afford the souls of your whole family. But I digress, where are my manners? Here, a bit of shite (for westerners and northeners) to whiten your teeth.


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05 Aug 2016, 3:34 pm

Yer maws got baws.

And yer Da loves it.

Up him.



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05 Aug 2016, 3:38 pm

XD

What kind of ape s**t did you just retch?


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05 Aug 2016, 3:42 pm

How long does it take to roll yer pish flaps back inside at night?



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05 Aug 2016, 3:53 pm

Your face is so ugly, you make onions cry.


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That guy is a dingus.


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05 Aug 2016, 3:57 pm

You so ugly that the midwife punched f**k out of yo momma when you was born.



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05 Aug 2016, 3:58 pm

Back to boring.

It's to give hope to monsters like you.


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10 Aug 2016, 5:38 am

Ah the peasants are revolting. You have always been revolting...


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10 Aug 2016, 6:54 am

You sir and/or ma'am have the smelliest feet in the history of smelly feet!

(No hard feelings right? :) )


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10 Aug 2016, 2:39 pm

Your feet smell worse than people's feet did before shoes were invented.



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16 Aug 2016, 4:44 am

You stink like week old kitty litter! :roll:


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16 Aug 2016, 1:49 pm

You stink like horse vomit and poop mixed together.



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16 Aug 2016, 3:16 pm

Is your butt jealous of the amount of s**t that just came out of your mouth?


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