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23 Aug 2016, 8:31 am

You're just too busy admiring your reflection in any reflective surface to notice. :rabbit:



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23 Aug 2016, 8:40 am

Your hovercraft is full of eels.



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23 Aug 2016, 2:26 pm

Your brain is full of maggots.



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30 Aug 2016, 8:41 pm

No, that was your lunch. :tongue:



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30 Aug 2016, 8:44 pm

And your lunch was the vomit created by mine.



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30 Aug 2016, 8:54 pm

Which you are going to incorporate into your "all liquid diet". :eew:



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30 Aug 2016, 8:59 pm

Well, it's better than your "all live insects diet".



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30 Aug 2016, 9:53 pm

Your nose is comedically big! :twisted:


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30 Aug 2016, 10:40 pm

You should have listened, because now your face is stuck that way. :P



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31 Aug 2016, 10:17 am

Your face looks like a cauliflower with eyes.



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31 Aug 2016, 11:49 am

At least the cauliflower is prettier than you.


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31 Aug 2016, 5:55 pm

When I saw your face I thought you were a demon from the underworld.



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06 Sep 2016, 2:44 am

At least they have a face, not a sort of collage of bogies and sick


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06 Sep 2016, 8:42 am

Butterfly? You're more like an annoying wasp that no one wants near them.



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22 Oct 2016, 6:38 am

You are shaped like a butternut and your face is a Satsuma. :twisted:


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22 Oct 2016, 10:21 am

Your face looks like a pepperoni pizza.