18 May 2015, 11:33 am
18 May 2015, 12:03 pm
your veins are filled with petroleum instead of blood 
18 May 2015, 12:19 pm
auntblabby
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18 May 2015, 1:06 pm
thy repertoire of barbs is marinating in barbeque sauce 
18 May 2015, 1:24 pm
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18 May 2015, 1:37 pm
you're a thirst-inducing gooby-dooby
18 May 2015, 1:59 pm
you put toothpaste on your bread lest you get some cavities
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18 May 2015, 2:07 pm
you did it first
18 May 2015, 2:07 pm
copy-cat
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18 May 2015, 2:15 pm
^^^
if somebody were to examine your skin pores with a microscope, they would see dwelling inside them the following-
18 May 2015, 2:41 pm
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18 May 2015, 2:42 pm
your beard is full of spaghetti, complete with meatballs and sauce
18 May 2015, 3:18 pm
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18 May 2015, 3:19 pm
your flying spaghetti monster isn't as monstrous as my flying spaghetti monster!
18 May 2015, 3:50 pm
19 May 2015, 1:50 am
your own monstrosity needs some improvement
