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31 Oct 2006, 1:18 am

I wouldn't have guessed, because I was in a very black mood, this time, last year.

Why do Hippies hate the British, or people who pass as being British?

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31 Oct 2006, 3:43 pm

Because we're all EVIL. And we drink too much tea.

Why was Godzilla's breath so bad?

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31 Oct 2006, 3:45 pm

Because he was the first Saint of the Church of Garlic ! !! !

Why do people love Halloween ?????

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31 Oct 2006, 3:49 pm

Because it's the only time of year that you can dress like a slut and trash other people's houses, and not get villified for it.

Who came up with the concept of working for money?

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31 Oct 2006, 3:50 pm

because they can out the sweets

why is Msn so popular?

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31 Oct 2006, 4:26 pm

Because I haven't ruined it yet.

Why is werbert gone?

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31 Oct 2006, 5:03 pm

Because we weren't ready for his incredible goodness.

Where has Werbert gone?

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31 Oct 2006, 5:04 pm

Wherever you took him.

Why would you take werbert away from us?

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01 Nov 2006, 2:22 am

Because we're hateful minions of satan, that can only survive by forcing misery on others and feeding on them.

Do you want the Terrorists to win?

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01 Nov 2006, 3:17 pm

Heck no! I want this to be a world of PACIFISTS!

Do you think that someday the human race may end up achieving total pacifism?

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01 Nov 2006, 8:28 pm

Yes, one day everyone in the world will be Amish.

Does Hale_Bopp wear undies ??????????

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01 Nov 2006, 10:50 pm

No, her tail gets in the way.

Where'd she get the tail from?

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01 Nov 2006, 11:09 pm

she lives near a nuclear power plant

is it true what they say?

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02 Nov 2006, 3:58 am

Depends on when they say it. True on Mondays but perhaps not on Wednesdays, or when it is raining.

Is a hornswoggler bigger than an Oompa Loompa?

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02 Nov 2006, 7:29 am

Oh yes, much bigger, they ate Oompas, you know.

What would you do for a Wonka Bar???

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02 Nov 2006, 1:35 pm

To have wasps in your shoes for all eternity.

Why are peanut butter and jelly such a good match?

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