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21 May 2015, 3:32 pm

At aunt blabbys beauty salon the tongue special will ensure that your ears are completely free of earwax.



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21 May 2015, 3:36 pm

at shoggothgoat's beauty salon the ear special will insure that your ears are completely free of tonguewax :razz:



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21 May 2015, 3:40 pm

The International Goat Association finds your application papery and lacking in salt.



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21 May 2015, 3:42 pm

the international house of pancakes found your application to be written in invisible ink.



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21 May 2015, 3:43 pm

All conventions are insults



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21 May 2015, 3:45 pm

all insults are conventional in their own way, except for the ones on this thread :star:



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21 May 2015, 3:47 pm

Your mother's bra is made out of disused wasp's nests, anyway.



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21 May 2015, 3:48 pm

Everytime you make pancakes you end up crying because all your pancakes end up being not flat, but round so they roll away leaving you without pancakes and sad.



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21 May 2015, 4:09 pm

your farts form circles, triangles and rectangles in the air :P



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21 May 2015, 4:15 pm

^^^
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your pancakes are green with brown polka-dots, and smell like farts. :chef:



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21 May 2015, 5:05 pm

you're a flabbergasted toy-monkey with lupus!


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21 May 2015, 5:24 pm

you're a lupo-monkey with flabbergasted toys! :razz:



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22 May 2015, 1:27 pm

You illegally invented toys to give to monkeys!


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22 May 2015, 2:01 pm

You do unspeakable things to mooses!


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22 May 2015, 2:13 pm

You are the one who shoots elephants! :twisted:


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22 May 2015, 4:50 pm

I could eat babies and still occupy the moral high ground in relation to you!


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