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10 Sep 2011, 3:01 am

The Arizona electrical company employee who caused the blackout could not POSSIBLY get in any trouble, and is probably due for a raise and promotion. Sylkat :lol:



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10 Sep 2011, 8:15 am

The pyramids at Giza were commissioned by the great king of Atlantis, Phalcyphos II.



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10 Sep 2011, 8:40 am

I never listen to classical music or the blues - Delta or Chicago, or alternative rock, never.


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10 Sep 2011, 10:19 am

I can hand-knit apricot pies.


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10 Sep 2011, 1:43 pm

I hardly ever cry - things usually don't bother me very much :)



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10 Sep 2011, 2:06 pm

Keanu Reeves was killed and replaced with an android in 1994.



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10 Sep 2011, 2:25 pm

I hate anchovies especially on my pizza.


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10 Sep 2011, 2:39 pm

I hate cars, especially vintage and classic models.


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10 Sep 2011, 3:01 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I hate cars, especially vintage and classic models.
me too. 8)


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10 Sep 2011, 3:34 pm

Me three!


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10 Sep 2011, 4:26 pm

The most useful thing in the world would have to be a recently discovered planet made of red velvet cake. We can just send all our hungry people to this planet, and they would be set for life!


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10 Sep 2011, 7:09 pm

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:
The most useful thing in the world would have to be a recently discovered planet made of red velvet cake. We can just send all our hungry people to this planet, and they would be set for life!
It's always so easy to top Makayla because she horrible at this blatant lying stuff! :wink:


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10 Sep 2011, 7:20 pm

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10 Sep 2011, 9:53 pm

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10 Sep 2011, 10:10 pm

I love pretending to be what I'm not, by listening to a vast majority of music. :pale:


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11 Sep 2011, 1:20 am

ACME makes exactly what you need to catch a road runner,

I love Infomercials .

Call now we cant do this all day

This one item will replace all of these

So easy a caveman can do it