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Radish
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12 Sep 2022, 1:05 pm

Thought it sounded familiar. Are you getting forgetful in you old age?

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12 Sep 2022, 1:09 pm

I will need to borrow your zimmer frame soon.

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12 Sep 2022, 1:14 pm

OK, but will you return my walking sticks first please.

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12 Sep 2022, 1:17 pm

Sure. :lol:

What age did you get the false teeth?

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12 Sep 2022, 1:51 pm

93, but it has been a struggle using your hand-me-down dentures as they don't fit me very well. SORRY I FORGOT TO SPEAK UP. HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON WITH YOUR NEW HEARING AIDS?

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12 Sep 2022, 2:03 pm

:lol:

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12 Sep 2022, 2:07 pm

You thought you could fart silently and unnoticed till you got your hearing aid.

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12 Sep 2022, 2:21 pm

She only needed new ones because you chewed up her old ones.

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12 Sep 2022, 3:55 pm

Has butt implants.

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