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29 Nov 2017, 8:45 pm

I have all the answers.



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29 Nov 2017, 8:49 pm

I'm doing great, and my mental health is perfect!


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29 Nov 2017, 8:51 pm

I’m a social butterfly.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:07 am

I like having everyone knowing all my business


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30 Nov 2017, 8:20 am

Plastic plants need to be watered twice a day.



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30 Nov 2017, 8:22 am

^^ with rubbing alcohol :-)


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30 Nov 2017, 9:30 am

alcohol never burns.



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30 Nov 2017, 10:08 am

^^ makes a dandy eyewash. Especially with a few drops of onion tincture.


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30 Nov 2017, 10:19 am

even better when combined with plutonium tincture.



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30 Nov 2017, 10:31 am

Chickens can speak Spanish.



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30 Nov 2017, 10:32 am

We will have world peace in 2 years.



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30 Nov 2017, 10:37 am

we will have world peas in two years.



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30 Nov 2017, 12:41 pm

The best way to catch a polar bear is to cut a hole in a frozen lake and place peas around it.
Then when the bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.



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30 Nov 2017, 12:43 pm

The best way to catch a lion is to grab it by its front legs.



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30 Nov 2017, 12:43 pm

bears never take a $#!+ in the woods.



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30 Nov 2017, 12:46 pm

There's always toilet paper in the woods for when you want to "go."