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30 Nov 2017, 1:01 pm

I play the guitar as good as Sheriff Andy Taylor.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:02 pm

barney the purple dinosaur, is my son-in-law.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:03 pm

I play my gitfiddle as good as the guy who plays his guitar as good as sheriff andy taylor.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:03 pm

I have a son-in-law.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:04 pm

I have an uncle-in-law.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:06 pm

I have an uncle.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:08 pm

I have no uncles.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:08 pm

I have a great uncle.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:15 pm

My canine teeth are more than one inch long.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:19 pm

There's moss literally everywhere


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30 Nov 2017, 1:22 pm

Moss is an ingredient in my pillows.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:39 pm

I love the sound of the paper shredder.



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30 Nov 2017, 1:53 pm

I wish to live on concrete.



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30 Nov 2017, 2:35 pm

i hate the smell of diesel engine exhausts.


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01 Dec 2017, 5:01 am

I AM A GOLDEN GOD!! !


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01 Dec 2017, 4:47 pm

I have a kitten on my head.