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TearsOf_AClown
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24 May 2015, 3:57 pm

You stand on your head and guzzle prune juice through your anus.

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24 May 2015, 4:01 pm

and when it eventually comes out of my mouth, you drink it. :razz:

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24 May 2015, 4:23 pm

Your nebula is necrotic.

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24 May 2015, 4:27 pm

your necrosis is nebulous.

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24 May 2015, 4:30 pm

Your obelisk is nebulizing.

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24 May 2015, 4:31 pm

your nebula is shaped like an obelisk.

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24 May 2015, 4:50 pm

Your obelisk is made of spaghetti.

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24 May 2015, 4:58 pm

your spaghetti is made of Styrofoam and your sauce is made out of fermented mercurochrome and your meatballs are made out of meadow muffins.

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25 May 2015, 5:56 am

Your avatar reminds me of Margaret Thatcher

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25 May 2015, 8:27 am

I bet your astronaut is Hitler!

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25 May 2015, 2:15 pm

Your astropie is made of asbestos foam.

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25 May 2015, 2:21 pm

syzygyish wrote:

Your avatar reminds me of Margaret Thatcher

that's the most ludicrous unconventional insult i've heard here!

Shoggothgoat wrote:

Your astropie is made of asbestos foam.

you use asbestos foam to wash your dishes.

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25 May 2015, 2:26 pm

You regularly fail to use the toilet due to the lack of written instructions.

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25 May 2015, 2:39 pm

You have to write down the instructions for vehement scratching every time you have to scratch behind the left ear so you don't fall on all fours:

1. Lift your left hoof, while simultaneously pray to Thor that he blesses that laborious task.

2. Lift the right hoof, and put it on any heightened surface in order to keep the balance and not mess the goaty.

3. When the laborious task is completed, lift both hooves simultaneously and shout: praise the Thor, god of the itchy goats

:jester:

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25 May 2015, 2:55 pm

Your secretly planning to exterminate all the mole people by poisoning their food with your hyena rabies infested drool.

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25 May 2015, 2:56 pm

:lmao:

You drool when you see a naked slug!

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