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10 Dec 2017, 5:42 pm

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10 Dec 2017, 9:20 pm

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10 Dec 2017, 10:15 pm

Esmerelda Weatherwax wrote:
cats are aloof, unloving creatures and real, manly men never, ever want to be anywhere near them


I disliked this comment


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11 Dec 2017, 8:58 am

:-) sorry you didn't like it :-) (Oh those should be frownies)


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11 Dec 2017, 10:43 am

Esmerelda Weatherwax wrote:
:-) sorry you didn't like it :-) (Oh those should be frownies)

(That was a blatan lie. I did like it. Also i think putting this in brackets means it doesnt have to be a lie, right?)


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11 Dec 2017, 1:46 pm

The Musings Of The Lost wrote:
Esmerelda Weatherwax wrote:
:-) sorry you didn't like it :-) (Oh those should be frownies)

(That was a blatan lie. I did like it. Also i think putting this in brackets means it doesnt have to be a lie, right?)


(@suspend blatant lie subroutine) :-) It's all good - and this is a true statement. (@resume blatant lie subroutine)


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