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11 Sep 2011, 4:04 pm

I am not procrastinating at school right now...

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11 Sep 2011, 4:58 pm

My arse smells like roses.

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11 Sep 2011, 5:04 pm

Im only attracted to women

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11 Sep 2011, 5:57 pm

I was on the Titanic and that is me in the avatar with my husband.

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11 Sep 2011, 5:59 pm

The Titanic was unsinkable.

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11 Sep 2011, 6:11 pm

I designed the Titanic, and it was supposed to be built from matchsticks. Then, it would have been unsinkable.

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11 Sep 2011, 6:15 pm

Nascar is the official sport of the United States.

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11 Sep 2011, 6:21 pm

Wombat-baiting is a noble sport of kings.

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11 Sep 2011, 7:32 pm

i invented an atomic-powered cheeseburger.

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11 Sep 2011, 7:33 pm

My left leg, from the knee down, is not swollen. Nor does my left ankle feel like it's on fire.

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11 Sep 2011, 7:38 pm

I love my breasts.

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11 Sep 2011, 8:02 pm

You get 3X as much nutrition from smoking spinach as opposed to eating it.

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11 Sep 2011, 8:26 pm

I totally enjoy all the hate mail I get on YouTube and other websites every few days.

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11 Sep 2011, 9:24 pm

My roommates aren't being mean right now.

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11 Sep 2011, 9:34 pm

I'm going to ace the government test tomorrow.

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11 Sep 2011, 10:10 pm

I'm high on Weed.

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