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TearsOf_AClown
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25 May 2015, 3:15 pm

You have a naked slug in your bum.

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25 May 2015, 3:51 pm

you ARE a naked slug :razz:

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25 May 2015, 4:36 pm

You lick the slime of slugs and spit the slime into the ears of unsuspecting gingers.

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25 May 2015, 4:38 pm

you keep a jar of ginger slime on your desk, you don't eat it, you just look at it now and then, and drool.

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25 May 2015, 4:40 pm

You are nothing but a Windows user.

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25 May 2015, 4:43 pm

and I was a DOS user before that. you are a space occupier wrapped in cloth.

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25 May 2015, 4:52 pm

I came here expecting a battle of wits, but I see you are all unarmed.

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25 May 2015, 5:00 pm

^^^
sorry, sir, but the conventional insult thread is for that, this here is the unconventional insult thread, you blue-striped chartreuse-and-scarlet-polka-dotted youncer. :razz:

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25 May 2015, 5:10 pm

You only wash your soulless gingers in raw yoghurt.

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25 May 2015, 5:19 pm

^^^
and you eat it :razz:

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25 May 2015, 5:42 pm

You shamelessly expose the dirty secrets of friendly goats :cry:

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25 May 2015, 5:44 pm

and you are a shameless bespoiler of fine Persian rugs :razz:

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25 May 2015, 6:10 pm

You like the sensory feel of dragging a fine persian rug between your buttcheeks, then sniffing the fine fragrance on the carpets.

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25 May 2015, 6:14 pm

you have been witnessed dragging your hindquarters over the rug in an attempt at relieving itching.

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25 May 2015, 6:55 pm

When applying for jobs, you think your ability to dress up in a thong while dancing wildly and singing the uzbek national anthem is essential to mention to any and all potential employers.

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25 May 2015, 6:59 pm

your last employer was a thong-wearing uzbekian national, who persuaded you to wear a thong and dance the watusi also.

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