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06 Jan 2018, 12:54 am

I put up my Easter decorations immediately after taking down the Christmas ones.



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06 Jan 2018, 12:55 am

I am dog and you better worship me :king:



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06 Jan 2018, 12:56 am

Neil Peart sneaks into my house and ties my purple shoelaces in knots every Tuesday.


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06 Jan 2018, 1:01 am

we have never really reflected a laser beam off the moon, that was all just ol' nick talking.



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06 Jan 2018, 1:48 am

I'm listening to Guns 'N' Roses right now.


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06 Jan 2018, 2:21 am

the pussy-grabber-in-chief is not an ugly, horrible, dirty, old man.



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06 Jan 2018, 2:46 am

and the folks who support him have this whole country's best interests at heart.



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06 Jan 2018, 7:03 am

I love my country. I particularly love how all turtles apart from 3 species are killed because of a barbaric law and the ongoing wolf hunt for 40 wolves, which is probably more than half of our wolf population. How I love piss-ants peasants and prostitutes politicians!


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06 Jan 2018, 8:13 am

I'm licking a poison dart frog.



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06 Jan 2018, 11:21 pm

I'm licking a poison Tootsie Pop.

How many licks does it take to get to the arsenic center of a poison Tootsie Pop? The world may never ARRRGHULLLUGGGHHHBLEEEECCCH.... *dies* :skull:



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07 Jan 2018, 2:47 am

I ate god. and I ate god's dog, also.



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07 Jan 2018, 10:04 am

"...throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart... I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
Donald J. Trump January 6, 2018



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07 Jan 2018, 10:39 am

^ :lol: at least he has a sense of humor!


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07 Jan 2018, 2:59 pm

freedom and ignorance can co-exist.



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08 Jan 2018, 6:19 pm

The US government has created a law that makes all forms of bigotry legal.


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08 Jan 2018, 6:21 pm

cheese #42 is the secret to the universe.