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28 Jul 2010, 10:20 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
My watch is trying to kill me and make it look like suicide. It just tried to cut my wrist.
BAD WATCH.


Erotic asphyxiation is a good way to murder someone and make it look accidental too.



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28 Jul 2010, 10:21 am

Ferdinand wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
My watch is trying to kill me and make it look like suicide. It just tried to cut my wrist.
BAD WATCH.


Erotic asphyxiation is a good way to murder someone and make it look accidental too.


I don't think my watch could manage that.


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28 Jul 2010, 10:22 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
Ferdinand wrote:
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My watch is trying to kill me and make it look like suicide. It just tried to cut my wrist.
BAD WATCH.


Erotic asphyxiation is a good way to murder someone and make it look accidental too.


I don't think my watch could manage that.


It depends on how big your wrist is.



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28 Jul 2010, 10:51 am

The cake is a lie.


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28 Jul 2010, 10:54 am

Someone give me a hug.



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28 Jul 2010, 11:17 am

I have to go to the dentist in just a few short hours.


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28 Jul 2010, 11:25 am

Boredom. It won't let you down.



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28 Jul 2010, 11:26 am

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28 Jul 2010, 11:34 am

Ferdinand wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
My watch is trying to kill me and make it look like suicide. It just tried to cut my wrist.
BAD WATCH.


Erotic asphyxiation is a good way to murder someone and make it look accidental too.

Okay, now you're saying worse things than the average kink would find in my botanical porn novels.


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28 Jul 2010, 11:47 am

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Okay, now you're saying worse things than the average kink would find in my botanical porn novels.


Your plant porn makes me photosynthesize so hard.



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28 Jul 2010, 11:52 am

Ferdinand wrote:
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Okay, now you're saying worse things than the average kink would find in my botanical porn novels.


Your plant porn makes me photosynthesize so hard.

Does it make your Golgi apparatus tingle?


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28 Jul 2010, 11:54 am

book_noodles wrote:
Ferdinand wrote:
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Okay, now you're saying worse things than the average kink would find in my botanical porn novels.


Your plant porn makes me photosynthesize so hard.

Does it make your Golgi apparatus tingle?


It does, it does.



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28 Jul 2010, 3:36 pm

I have wanted a GIANT Morgan sized stuffed animal since the age that my cognitive processing was advanced such that I could even understand the fun potential of such a creature.
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This would be ideal. 7 feet of adorable. :cry:


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28 Jul 2010, 3:45 pm

That looks like pedo bear.



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28 Jul 2010, 3:56 pm

I wouldn't even want a bed if I had that bear. I would just use his voluminous and plushy tummy.


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28 Jul 2010, 3:57 pm

I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore, Alejandra.