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11 Oct 2022, 9:21 am

Wishes he had a body below the waist.


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11 Oct 2022, 9:25 am

Also wishes he had a body below the waist.


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11 Oct 2022, 9:54 am

Has his lower half stored in a trunk in the basement .Takes it out and plays with it when the whim takes her.


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11 Oct 2022, 10:13 am

Joins me for playtime.


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11 Oct 2022, 2:30 pm

Won’t let me play with the best parts.
Stingy.


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11 Oct 2022, 2:46 pm

*Throws his pinky toes at her*

Happy now?


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11 Oct 2022, 2:48 pm

Not really.I want a meal not a snack.


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11 Oct 2022, 2:57 pm

*Throws Kraftie, Radish AND Babybird at her*

Greedy bastard. :evil:


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11 Oct 2022, 3:11 pm

Didn’t offer me a drink to wash them down with


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11 Oct 2022, 3:49 pm

Covered us in tomato sauce before eating us! How barbaric, no class.


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11 Oct 2022, 4:54 pm

Ranks poorly against other root vegetable choices.



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11 Oct 2022, 5:05 pm

Will be used to wash the others down with


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11 Oct 2022, 5:08 pm

Too busy molting to say anything properly rude.



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11 Oct 2022, 5:15 pm

Eat my shed mammal


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11 Oct 2022, 5:22 pm

Lizard brain can't tell a mammal from a refreshing beverage.



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11 Oct 2022, 5:36 pm

Liquid no brain


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