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25 May 2015, 7:04 pm

Your watusi dancing skills make the walruses seem nimble.

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25 May 2015, 7:06 pm

when you're cuttin' the rug, it is with a rug-cutter.

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25 May 2015, 7:09 pm

auntblabby wrote:

when you're cuttin' the rug, it is with a rug-cutter.

I don't cut any rugs, because I don't have any rugs anymore. They all ended up dirty somehow....

When you are waiting for something, you oil your clock hoping it will make time go faster.

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25 May 2015, 7:12 pm

[pardon moi, but "cuttin' the rug" is old-timey slang for dancing up a storm, dancing so hard you tear up the rug beneath your dancin' feet. ]
anyways, you oil your cuckoo clock with pure grain alcohol in the hopes that the little cuckoo bird will get drunk and start talking.

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25 May 2015, 7:17 pm

auntblabby wrote:

[pardon moi, but "cuttin' the rug" is old-timey slang for dancing up a storm, dancing so hard you tear up the rug beneath your dancin' feet.

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anyways, you oil your cuckoo clock with pure grain alcohol in the hopes that the little cuckoo bird will get drunk and start talking.

My knowledge of old-timey slang from across the pond is low for several reasons.

Your cuckoo clock breaks down before each hour because it fears your lips

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25 May 2015, 7:26 pm

^^^
sorry, mon frère, I didn't know you were from the other side of the pond.

your cuckoo clock says "suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus" :mrgreen:

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25 May 2015, 7:33 pm

My profile used to display my location, strange.

You think the platypus is the ultimate predator.

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25 May 2015, 7:39 pm

you think the platypus is related to the octopus :razz:

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25 May 2015, 7:43 pm

You fail to appreciate the octopus as the important herald of our dark lord and saviour cthulhu!

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25 May 2015, 7:48 pm

underneath your clothing, there be tentacles. :alien:

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25 May 2015, 10:38 pm

You are this guys tampon.

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25 May 2015, 10:39 pm

:shameonyou:
that sort is for the conventional insult thread.

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25 May 2015, 10:44 pm

You dread your nipple hair and chew second hand tobacco and when blind people walk past you make eye contact with those milky eyes you ejaculate cheddar cheese

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25 May 2015, 10:55 pm

^^^
better :thumleft:

and you EAT cheese fermented from 2nd hand tobacco, and like it :razz:

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25 May 2015, 11:04 pm

I do... I really like it actually. Sometimes you run your tongue around the rim of a pinatas bunghole for the flavour

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25 May 2015, 11:08 pm

you manufacture the bungholes for piñatas in your spare time

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