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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Shouldn't you be sitting in the corner of the class with a conical hat with the letter D on it?
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
If we allow root vegetables speak, next thing you know they will demand equal rights!
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 20,550Location: Aux Arcs
Off with their heads
Pokes innocent reptiles with sharp stick as a hobby
Has menopausal objections against poking. (Do lizards have menopause?)
Uses a pencil sharpener on his wanky
Has never seen a large pencil before.
Will use for fire wood
That flaming sensation is no burning desire, missy!
Overcooks his barbecue sausage.
A cheap and common root
People say she's "one of a kind... thank God"
The root of all evil
The Lizard of Oz.