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21 Oct 2022, 11:49 am

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Play properly. :x


The funny thing is is that I had a weird dream about your shoes last night. You had a cupboard full of old adidas trainers.

Anyway you're not the teacher


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21 Oct 2022, 12:35 pm

Shouldn't you be sitting in the corner of the class with a conical hat with the letter D on it?


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21 Oct 2022, 3:54 pm

If we allow root vegetables speak, next thing you know they will demand equal rights! :evil:



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21 Oct 2022, 8:45 pm

Off with their heads


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21 Oct 2022, 9:37 pm

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21 Oct 2022, 9:57 pm

Pokes innocent reptiles with sharp stick as a hobby


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21 Oct 2022, 10:02 pm

Has menopausal objections against poking. :twisted:

(Do lizards have menopause?)



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21 Oct 2022, 10:08 pm

Uses a pencil sharpener on his wanky


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21 Oct 2022, 10:22 pm

Has never seen a large pencil before. 8)

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21 Oct 2022, 11:05 pm

Will use for fire wood
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21 Oct 2022, 11:35 pm

That flaming sensation is no burning desire, missy! 8O



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22 Oct 2022, 7:30 am

Overcooks his barbecue sausage.


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22 Oct 2022, 8:17 am

A cheap and common root


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22 Oct 2022, 10:39 am

People say she's "one of a kind... thank God"


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22 Oct 2022, 3:15 pm

The root of all evil


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22 Oct 2022, 3:44 pm

The Lizard of Oz.


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