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...Eagle-shaped muffins.

With just a few lines of human-readable code, I could turn my dwarves into winged creatures composed of...

of...
of...

bread! A few more lines code will allow the creation of bread not made from mysteriously solidified stuff like milk.

Bread?
Now that would make for an interesting piece of artwork!

Were this the other thread, I would be discussing how walls made of ice can contain copper-melting magma, how they make biscuits out of the beverages associated with dwarves, and the story of a profanity-laden fortress built around a magma->lava converter.

Hmmm, would MUFFIN_TEMPLATE be a more appropriate name for the material composing the winged sapients controlled by the player?

I approve!

Well, you cut me from the team. Was it worth it? Because despite your unethical behavior, the only thing you've managed to destroy so far is your chance to advance to nationals. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a year.

I wonder what material already in the game has similar properties to muffins. Maybe I should conduct real-life tests with several (dozens) of del- I mean high-quality muffins.

I suspect you meant the anonymous messaging thread?

[bitterness]
I meant Science Olympiad. We (they) had their States competition today, and ranked in the bottom half of all the teams.
Serves them right for assigning team members based on nepotism.
[/bitterness]

Maybe you should try thinking about Wheatley and GLaDOS.

Why...?

I mean, I already think about Portal on at least an hourly basis.

Think of it as an exaggerated scenario of how someone was substituted for you without sufficient reason.

Ah.
Yes, that makes sense.
[Actually, Chell substituted GLaDOS for Wheatley because GLaDOS would kill her. But she never thought that Wheatley would try to kill her as well.]

Until recently, I was wondering why the Ubuntu BSOD screensaver had something about something molten for its GLaDOS option.

"...and tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire."

It also had options for BSOD's from a banking terminal, a MAC II, DOS, and various other systems.