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TearsOf_AClown
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25 May 2015, 11:10 pm

You manufacture spare time for bungholes in potatoes :nerdy:

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25 May 2015, 11:11 pm

and you fry them in motor oil and eat them.

TearsOf_AClown
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25 May 2015, 11:25 pm

Only the ones with syphilis!

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26 May 2015, 12:57 am

auntblabby wrote:

^^^
sorry, sir, but the conventional insult thread is for that, this here is the unconventional insult thread, you blue-striped chartreuse-and-scarlet-polka-dotted youncer. :razz:

'Tis a sad day when the words of the Bard are considered 'conventional', sirrah!

Thou art like an autocannibalistic vegetarian!

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TearsOf_AClown
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26 May 2015, 12:59 am

Doth mother know you weareth her thongs and eat your daddy with salad tongs?

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26 May 2015, 8:28 am

You run around town dressed as a pirate using salad tongs to steal carrots from all the taxi drivers.

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26 May 2015, 9:45 am

you fart like a school girl

TearsOf_AClown
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26 May 2015, 11:25 am

All your shoes are made of turnip.

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26 May 2015, 2:09 pm

Your turnips are an offence to Balor the Leveler, divinity of destruction!

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26 May 2015, 2:33 pm

Your onions are an offense to everyone here on WP!

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26 May 2015, 3:51 pm

Your monkeybusiness is transdimensional in its smell!

TearsOf_AClown
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26 May 2015, 10:44 pm

Your smell offends unicorns

TearsOf_AClown
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27 May 2015, 1:40 pm

BOBA FETT!

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27 May 2015, 4:56 pm

You lost the election for the title of arch chancellor of the peoples republic of molepeople.

TearsOf_AClown
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27 May 2015, 10:28 pm

I rigged the election so I can transform molepeople into gojira poop

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28 May 2015, 1:29 am

your supply of gojira poop has been contaminated by a bad batch of molepeople.

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