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29 Oct 2022, 9:00 pm

I'll strap your head to a paint shaker. Shaken baby, yeah! :twisted:



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30 Oct 2022, 3:50 am

Is "popular" at parties where he shakes his beer before opening the can.


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30 Oct 2022, 8:45 am

Non-essential salad ingredients should not speak :x



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30 Oct 2022, 9:27 am

Slurs his words incoherently after a sip of beer, then falls over paralytic.


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30 Oct 2022, 9:53 am

Why can't you admit you're the same? You're both just brute roots.


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30 Oct 2022, 9:56 am

Have you taken your whippet out for his walk today? Don't forget to put on your flat cap. ;-)


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30 Oct 2022, 10:10 am

Eh? Thaa bayn't insultin' me, lad. Walking t' whippet as we speak, wi' me flat cap an' all. Radishes ent that spicy after all.


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30 Oct 2022, 10:25 am

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Lives in a cardboard box, in middle o street, with a lump of coal for heat. 'is dad gets him up at the crack of dawn to spend all day outside closed pit wishin' 'ed gor a job. Goes 'ome, dad beats twenty bell out of 'im and gives 'im a stick o celery to eat.


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30 Oct 2022, 10:41 am

Aye, but celery were for t'nobs. We 'ad radishes, like. Cheaper.


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30 Oct 2022, 10:50 am

Radishes? Luxury, we could only aspire to eat a radish. We 'ad to eat a raw Brussels sprout and a bit o mouldy potato peel.


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30 Oct 2022, 11:10 am

Doesn’t know a whippet from a lurcher


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30 Oct 2022, 11:32 am

Carries a whippet under her arm in solidarity with Yorkshire miners.


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30 Oct 2022, 11:41 am

You forgot the ferrets, a must have accessory


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30 Oct 2022, 12:37 pm

Keeps a ferret up each trouser leg. ;-)


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30 Oct 2022, 1:09 pm

I need a good ferret right now, rat on the back porch last night.


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30 Oct 2022, 1:35 pm

Has a singing voice that attracts local "wildlife".


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