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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
I feel really cut up about that. You are a sadist in the kitchen... I've heard the rumours that you beat eggs and whip cream.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Well I've heard you squeeze lemons and boil pasta. That's worse!
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 20,550Location: Aux Arcs
Pinches the tomatoes and bruises them
Crushes cucumbers in an unconventional way.
Will sic my dog on youRun Radish Run![/url][/img]
Looks about as menacing as a goldfish. Cute though.
She bit a black bear on the butt.Ate Goldilocks
Lives with a dog and a bear. Three beds of ascending size. Three bowls of ascending size.
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Do you become horseradish after you pass through a horse?
No need to ask what you turn into after being drunk.
Cannot be distilled into quality spirits.
I don't think there's anything quality about your spirit.
Not old enough to drink (or have an opinion).
Needs to try root beer that is old enough to be drinking.
Shaken, not stirred.