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31 Oct 2022, 6:38 am

I feel really cut up about that. :( You are a sadist in the kitchen... I've heard the rumours that you beat eggs and whip cream.


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31 Oct 2022, 6:41 am

Well I've heard you squeeze lemons and boil pasta. That's worse!


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31 Oct 2022, 9:11 am

Pinches the tomatoes and bruises them


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31 Oct 2022, 9:40 am

Crushes cucumbers in an unconventional way.


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31 Oct 2022, 10:14 am

Will sic my dog on you
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31 Oct 2022, 10:29 am

:lol: Looks about as menacing as a goldfish. Cute though.


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31 Oct 2022, 10:50 am

She bit a black bear on the butt.
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31 Oct 2022, 11:37 am

Lives with a dog and a bear. Three beds of ascending size. Three bowls of ascending size.


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31 Oct 2022, 1:40 pm

Do you become horseradish after you pass through a horse?



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31 Oct 2022, 1:48 pm

No need to ask what you turn into after being drunk.


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31 Oct 2022, 2:21 pm

Cannot be distilled into quality spirits.



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31 Oct 2022, 3:22 pm

I don't think there's anything quality about your spirit. :P


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31 Oct 2022, 4:36 pm

Not old enough to drink (or have an opinion).



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31 Oct 2022, 5:01 pm

Not old enough to drink (or have an opinion). :P


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31 Oct 2022, 5:11 pm

Needs to try root beer that is old enough to be drinking.



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01 Nov 2022, 4:40 pm

Shaken, not stirred. :twisted: