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Bad molepeople made great porridge. Your nipples make queef milk. I cry B0ss

Your porridge is made from the milk of virgin wombats sacrificed to Soulblighter.

Fungus has a you infection

^^^

you frighten squirrels into abandoning their nuts and seeds and fleeing for the hills.

You fight squirrels in showers for their seed

you EAT squirrels, fried in sesame oil with a bit of soy sauce

You eat squirrels, but not the flesh. You only eat the crunchy bones of the squirrels as a snack.

you use the bones as a toothpick.

You pick your teeth with the toenails of bigoted giraffes

you pick the toes of bigoted giraffes with your teeth.

Your nipples excrete urine in vast volumes to sustain the masses of germany. Also you live in a fishbowl and eat parasites. mmm crunchy

your nipples excrete urinating german parasites, and you have a fishbowl glued to your head

As a person who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my posts. From the username, avatar, join date and number of posts on the left, to the date, time and quote button at the top, do you not have any value or respect for originality? You're a laughingstock, it's cheesy, it's disgusting, I personally find it absolutely atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in front of my computer having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.

*THAT s**t JUST FRIED MY BRAIN*
To whom is that post directed at?

To me, it just feels a little bit cheap and absurd. It's like Norman Bates dressing up in his mother's clothing, it's just a little bit creepy, and I feel like you're going to stitch someone's skin to your face and then kill everybody on the forum. But, do you?

You are so bad at cooking even your soup needs a psychologist.