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17 Sep 2006, 1:23 am

Granted, now I have to talk to YOU!! !! !!

I wish scrapheap would mind his own darn business



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17 Sep 2006, 4:22 am

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17 Sep 2006, 6:17 am

Granted, but you are forced into scientology.

I wish that I could kill anyone just by blinking at them.



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17 Sep 2006, 6:26 am

Granted, but now your beloved pet is dead. :(
I wish the Video Game museum was still in business.



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17 Sep 2006, 6:37 am

Granted, but it only has rubbish games.

I wish for a supercomputer



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17 Sep 2006, 7:37 am

granted... but there is an earthquake.... the building it is in collapses and destroys the computer.


i wish i knew what time i had to be at work today :?



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17 Sep 2006, 11:55 am

Granted, but you're 4 hours late. You might as well call in "stoned".


I wish I could find the pull tab on this planet, open it and start enjoying it.


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17 Sep 2006, 1:39 pm

Granted! But it's filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

werbert wrote:
I wish scrapheap would mind his own darn business


HUMANITY IS my buisnes!! ! Bruuwuuhuuhuuhaaahaa!! !! !! !! !! !

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17 Sep 2006, 2:28 pm

granted but you lose the use of your spleen.

I wish I had my spleen back!


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17 Sep 2006, 2:43 pm

granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a mace.



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17 Sep 2006, 2:52 pm

granted...* mace falls from sky and hits anubis in the head* whoops

i wish for a new watch



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17 Sep 2006, 2:53 pm

granted but it only runs backwards.

I wish for a pen.


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17 Sep 2006, 3:01 pm

granted..... but its a clicker pen that doesn't click

i wish for chocolate



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17 Sep 2006, 3:02 pm

Granted, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish for an unpoisoned cookie.



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17 Sep 2006, 3:22 pm

Granted, but the cookie poisons itself, as you eat it.

I want to live my next life in London.



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17 Sep 2006, 3:23 pm

granted but not a cockney but as a west end girl!

I wish for cheesecake


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