One-Winged-Angel
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03 Oct 2006, 8:32 pm
He doesn't want to rape you, he just wants to make you his wife. What he does with you afterwards, I dunno, but he'll have your Touph Ring. He loves rings, of the jewellry kind. I'm surprised he hasn't nabbed Frodo yet...
He did.
He did?
Just a second....
(PHS ringing)
Hello, Papa Lazarou?
"Hello, Dave?"
I heard that you got some guy called Frodo Baggins?
"Yeah Dave, he's my wife now."
Papa Lazarou, I didn't say you could...
"Well, he's settled down with Simba, Pebble and Tik-Tik..."
Oh, your trio of dwarf assistants. Are they getting along well?
"Well, yes, but the other Dave that came with him keeps on going on about his precious."
Oh. That's Gollum.
"Oh, that's his name. Dave."
Yes, Gollum.
"Okay Dave."
Oh, and Papa Lazarou?
"Yes Dave?
I need you to release Frodo, and maybe Gollum. I'll buy some pegs.
"Okay, I've got some pegs belonging to you."
Yeah, sure. Just make sure. Oh, and here's the picture of your new target. Approach with caution. Oh, and he's got a ring.
"Oooh, he's my wife now!"
That picture makes me look ugly! You should have used an FFVII screenshot. I looked good then, but in AC I look ugly.
03 Oct 2006, 10:19 pm
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03 Oct 2006, 10:22 pm
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03 Oct 2006, 10:26 pm
03 Oct 2006, 10:29 pm
I for one am sick of hearing about mustard and garlic too!!
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03 Oct 2006, 10:34 pm
it's definitely an AS thing, bizarre. My aspie friend will start talking about a certain subject and never stop. I do it too, but i usually catch myself...sometimes.
03 Oct 2006, 11:01 pm
20 years later .....
explorers find supporters of garlic and mustard still at war in the jungles of Borneo along with Japanese soldiers from WW2, unaware that a treaty of surrender has been signed....
lol
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04 Oct 2006, 6:53 am
Garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic mustard sucks garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic garlic
04 Oct 2006, 7:05 am
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04 Oct 2006, 7:07 am
04 Oct 2006, 7:13 am
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04 Oct 2006, 7:18 am
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04 Oct 2006, 7:21 am
04 Oct 2006, 7:24 am
Gracias. I'm not going to actively support BBQ sauce, as I'm actually a condiment agnostic, or is it pantheist? I just jumped in for the mayhem and carnage.
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04 Oct 2006, 7:28 am
04 Oct 2006, 7:36 am
NOLI MANERE IN MEMORIA
SAEVAM IRAM ET DOLOREM
NOLI NOMEN VOCARE
ILLE ITERUM VENIET
Hmm....
I've got the perfect cure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJJByEpRsM
As they nearly say in Britain, light the blue touch paper and run like hell!
