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After many weeks of sleeping on this island, I finally decide to wake up and I walk around for a bit.

I find a pet monkey and politely say "Hello, little monkey." It looks pissed and it tripped me over by kicking me in the chins, and is now clubbing me with it's clenched fists.

OWWWW.

Stupid monkey.

No, it's a little chimp, like the one that lives in Chris' closet in Family Guy.


Help me, I'm OWW being OWW bea..OWW..ten black and OWW blue....OWWW HELP!! !

Yay, thanks.

I owe you one.

I'm going back to sleep, it's best if I stay asleep.

great...you just killed jeeve's pet monkey. he's gonna come for you now...

A pet monkey? I have a silver dragon for a pet. I've had it ever since I murdered Kuja. His name is Tanizanii.

I think I'd try to retrofit the radio so that it can be powered by Garlic as well. After all, you never know when a stray helicopter might fly over the area.

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Garlic is always there to help you in matters of the heart (pun intended), no matter what.

just hope that jeeves or the bob the llama doesn't shoot the plane down for unknown reasons. which reminds me...*goes to search for all weapons and explosive objects*

update on other random people:aspie1 is now in a fruit/distilled alchohol induced coma. asparval is somewhere safe in his cave with his giant pile of food that seems to be rotting. krex and diseased are fighting over fire power and diseased has his on little cannabis garden growing which mysteriously has garlic growing out of it too. likedcalico has officialy lost it and can now be heard yelling out strange words and curses(we truly can't decide) through out the whole jungle. bazzamckenzie stalks quartermass wherever he goes muttering something about a piggy. alternative has made friends with a giant palm tree believing it to be a long lost lover. rhisiart_steffan has made a giant tree house for everyone. greyhelium has a small town filled with animals on one part of the island. kimj won't stop biting people to see if they're "juicy".

i think that's everyone...

you're trying to build several churches, each church is built out of what it represents. the church of chocolate won't stop melting, the church of garlic's smell is so potent that people have to wear gask masks made by greyhelium while building,the church of pie...well people won't stop eating eating it, the church of blood, it's liquid and plus there aren't alot of people willing to give up their blood, the church of vegetarianism is being eaten by bugs, the church of the boston red sox keeps being deframed by yankees fans...the church of rubber ducks is going good! it's quite tiny but it's just fine.

I rebuild the churches in a way that will prevent all of this. The Church of the Boston Red Sox is now full of traps that will only hurt Yankees fans. They all deal 9,999 holy damage.

today:bazzamckenzie tackled quartermass yelling out "Piggy!" as he jumped from the shadows and super glued a pig nose on quartermass. werbert,in an effort to torture quartermass, decides it's time to lose his mind...he dresses up like all the characters from gilligan's isle and sings/screams the theme song today for about five hours straight. werbert's loses his voice. kimj attempts to eat quartermass thinking he's a piggy. OWA builds shrines for all his gods, some are some how half eaten by sighholdaccountlost despite the impenetrable forces put around the shrines. alternative marries the tree. themachine1 launchs a campaign for homosexuality by wearing rainbow colors every day.

that's all

I'm still unable to retrofit the radio so it works on garlic power. Should I up the power with chocolate and Red Sox baseball cards?

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Garlic is always there to help you in matters of the heart (pun intended), no matter what.