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28 Nov 2006, 11:35 pm

A jar of Grey Poupon.

*Reads label again*

Oh, no, wait. That says "Greyhelium getting pooped on."

My mistake.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:40 pm

For greyhelium and Werbert, a quarter oz of speed so that they may enjoy each others conversation through the next three nights.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:44 pm

a large nuclear bomb to the chest

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28 Nov 2006, 11:47 pm

manalitwist wrote:

For greyhelium and Werbert, a quarter oz of speed so that they may enjoy each others conversation through the next three nights.

No offense, but greyhelium is very far down on my list of people whose company I would enjoy. Although the first 1000 spots are actually just different versions of me.

You get a bottle. The label says Extra-Strength Rogaine, but the chemical inside is actually Nair.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:47 pm

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a large nuclear bomb to the chest

Wait till im in an USA army base before i recieve my pressy..good things are to be shared

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28 Nov 2006, 11:48 pm

A empty bottle of water.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:49 pm

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A empty bottle of water.

How can it be a water bottle if it's empty?

You get a bottle made out of water.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:50 pm

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A empty bottle of water.

A helicopter ticket back to the usa.

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28 Nov 2006, 11:52 pm

werbert wrote:

Unknown wrote:

A empty bottle of water.

How can it be a water bottle if it's empty?

You get a bottle made out of water.

Lol, with that statement you suit your avy. :lol:

I salute thee!

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28 Nov 2006, 11:58 pm

manalitwist wrote:

werbert wrote:

Unknown wrote:

A empty bottle of water.

How can it be a water bottle if it's empty?

You get a bottle made out of water.

Lol, with that statement you suit your avy. :lol:

I salute thee!

You get a bag of question marks, because I don't know what you are talking about.

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29 Nov 2006, 12:01 am

werbert wrote:

manalitwist wrote:

werbert wrote:

Unknown wrote:

A empty bottle of water.

How can it be a water bottle if it's empty?

You get a bottle made out of water.

Lol, with that statement you suit your avy. :lol:

I salute thee!

You get a bag of question marks, because I don't know what you are talking about.

Well the guy in the avy looks like he would say just what you said.

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29 Nov 2006, 12:08 am

Oh.

You a box of malaria-infected blankets.

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29 Nov 2006, 12:19 am

werbert wrote:

Oh.

You a box of malaria-infected blankets.

That will go with my fly spray.

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29 Nov 2006, 12:21 am

sleeping pills for all :lol:

You must be very tired. This is just getting silly

I will say a prayer for Manalitwist

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29 Nov 2006, 12:21 am

manalitwist wrote:

werbert wrote:

manalitwist wrote:

werbert wrote:

Unknown wrote:

A empty bottle of water.

How can it be a water bottle if it's empty?

You get a bottle made out of water.

Lol, with that statement you suit your avy. :lol:

I salute thee!

You get a bag of question marks, because I don't know what you are talking about.

Well the guy in the avy looks like he would say just what you said.

I meant a empty water bottle with nothing but air in it.

A KIA Rio.

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29 Nov 2006, 12:21 am

I'm taking your flyspray and giving it to Beelzebub.

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