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mikh07
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11 Jan 2007, 3:38 am

NAN DA YO!??! !

(what the hell?!)



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11 Jan 2007, 8:00 am

Gates/Ballmer 2008



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11 Jan 2007, 2:54 pm

Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred.



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11 Jan 2007, 3:15 pm

Were were supposed to have Spaghetti for lunch at the Clubhouse. The pasta is burnt, so we have to wait until more pasta is boiled.



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11 Jan 2007, 3:16 pm

Oy, Bloody Vae!



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11 Jan 2007, 4:29 pm

Shhhh! The squirrels are watching.



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11 Jan 2007, 4:40 pm

I know violence isn't the answer... I got it wrong on purpose!



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11 Jan 2007, 4:40 pm

Tom is my only friend.



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11 Jan 2007, 5:20 pm

ahayes wrote:
Shhhh! The squirrels are watching.

We are watching it's true!


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11 Jan 2007, 5:35 pm

Marmite is misunderstood.



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11 Jan 2007, 5:50 pm

Time zones, time shares, crossed the line into another dimension and screwed with the space-time continuum as WE KNOW IT!


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12 Jan 2007, 12:14 pm

MelancholyBunny wrote:
Marmite is misunderstood.


Correct! :D



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12 Jan 2007, 12:15 pm

Cheese is a dish not to be ignored.



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12 Jan 2007, 12:23 pm

(For reference as to where this one came from, look for "The Sinking of Westminster Pier" by Spike Milligan)

*sees an oyster nearby and tries talking to it*

Good afternoon...

*realizes the futility of talking to a closed oyster, until he realizes that it's friday... Of course they close early on fridays!*

I see that it's early closing for oysters!

*oyster shell opens up and gives in reply, a sound like a donkey braying and farting*


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12 Jan 2007, 12:26 pm

I'm an Alien from Mars.



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12 Jan 2007, 12:47 pm

Alternative wrote:
Cheese is a dish not to be ignored.

I like to take cheddar and microwave it so it gets all crispy.