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How in the...OOOOOOOOOMMMM! As a FRIEND.

Soooonnnnnnnniiiiiiiic~...

No more no more. (angry) KWACK KWACK!

It's too gruesome! But THE RABBITS ARE COMING, HOORAY HOORAY.

See you in mah DREAMZ.

Eh, heheh heh. Simple S-Simon m-met a p-p-p-pieman. Enough is BOOM! Blblblblblblbblblblbblbllbblblblbllb.

(as Lew Lehr) Ha ha ha, plombars ish da cwrrwrwrwrwrwrrrwrwrwaziest pippels! Ha ha ha.

cockcock hehee stupid nt. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh apple sauce.

Hey, get outta the hey, get outta-- (hiccup) And don't you lose n-n-n-none of it, either.

Yahoo, yippee! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! YAHOU! (becomes one-man band)

I got through I have passed I made it through-- (boom) OUCH. AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO-- (coughs) my HEAAART. (wheezes)

Get a load o' OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH. (deflates)

It's like Voodoo on a stick doing the funky beat..

The sky is nice and pink, today.

Thanks for your patronage as, this is not a non-profit business..

Why does that DuckMan rant make so much sense to me

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WzZ7vpBc44[/youtube]


Somewhere, somehow they all got chewed up and spit back out. They don't taste like living anymore. Don't you see what's it's like living in this deranged, Waring blender of a world? Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt. Ah, you never forget your senior prom. You think I'm sick? Well the only disease I've got is modern life, a shnug-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of letdowns, putdown, trickledowns, shutouts, freezeouts, sellouts, numbnuts, nickenputz and nimrods! All making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue! And even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some nimphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian matslappers agree to a little strip air-hockey, it will be over before it starts, cuz some foul lacking, fedder reeking cab-jockey slams his Checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santa Ria culpa a culpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big that all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete! And even with all this, with all this! I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day! Knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates, I won't be in the coffin anyways, because some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted good and plenty to that same Santa Ria cult! So does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails, while life dirty dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder THAT I SEEM DERANGED?

Stop the insanity..



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p063wg78Yss[/youtube]


Yes the comercial of the words above in this post

anything; bizzar and random

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"Time can be funny in dreams."

"Yes, yes, of course. But now you're back, you see, and we need to get on to the Frabjous Day."

"FRABJOUS DAY! (giggles)"

"I've been investigating things that begin with the letter "M". Have you any idea why a raven in like a writing desk?"

We have a problem Houston..

Now calm down for my sake.

Sign my hat? TAKE HEART.

AND I'VE (tearful) NARF! (explodes)

EEEEEEEEEEEEH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. DOC!

How did I become the WORST any key ever in the history of FREUNLINES? (Batman Forever EOBB chord)

Mmmmmmmmm, lime hots.

bark bark bark bark bark

grr

ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff!

Down boy! down like a clown in Chinatown with a frown and a gown!

A rose is a hose is a nose, lols

Packin' RIGHYINMYFACE! Ba-HA-ha-HAAAH!

Let's DOOD IT, I'D GET A WHIPPIN'.

A short FIRE WOMAN ago...

Oops. OOH, GOLLY SUNUVAB-B-B-B-B-UH...

Hubba hubb-EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !!

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(eyes turn red) AGGGGGGGHBLBLBLBLB--and I've NEVER been so HUMILITATED in ALL! MY! LIFE!

(guitar riff, ding)

1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4--FRANKENSTEIIIIIIN!