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Johnny: I'm so glad you named me Johnny, Mom.
Mother: Why is that?
Johnny: Because that's what everyone around here calls me.

My daughter wanted a Cinderella party.

So I invited a couple of her friends round, and made them clean the house.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go.

Why is there a giant tent in the yard?

Because the store was having a giant tent sale so I bought it.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Q: Why don't Elsa & Anna know the alphabet?
A: Because their parents got lost at C (sea).

How about some nonsense?

Early one morning
Late one night
Two dead men
got up to fight

Back to back
They faced each other
Pulled their knives
And shot each other

If you don't believe
this story is true,
Ask the blind man,
He saw it too

Or, an old Boy Scout camp song (Maybe inappropriate?):

They wrap you up in big white sheets
and cover you from head to feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Until your coffin begins to leak.

The worms crawl in, The worms crawl out
The worms play Pinochle, on your snout

They eat your eyes, They eat your nose
They eat the jelly between the toes

So, don't you laugh when the hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die

Q: What is Peter Pan's favourite restaurant?
A: Wendy's.

(i don't get it.)

there was a person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.


No pun in ten did.

^ Do you mean you don't get the joke you posted, or the one I posted?

yours.

what is faster, hot or cold?

......

hot, because you can catch a cold.

What's the difference in a duck?

One is avoidance.

The other is aquatic water fowl.

Why did the guitarist go to jail?

He was arrested for fingering a-minor.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur Christ sake!

What's the difference between a worker and a slob?
One's working hard, the other's hardly working.

Q: What kind of creature is a mermaid?
A: A deep she fish.

Q: What do mermaids eat for breakfast?
A: Mer-malade on toast.

Why is running an auger sleep inducing?

Because it is a boring job.