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Raleigh
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23 Dec 2015, 7:51 pm

cberg wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

My new year's resolution will be giving up WP.

That'll last for about 3 seconds :roll:

About as long as all my other resolutions lasted.

I'm going to eat more olives in 2016. it's a week before new years and I bought a jar so I'm all set!

OMG I bought two 1.95kg bottles of olives yesterday.
They couldn't fit in the other .05 of a kg - that's how HUGE it is.
Do you like green or black olives? Kalamata? Stuffed? Marinated?
Or are you an olive hussy like me?

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23 Dec 2015, 8:08 pm

Yeah I've been known to strip completely naked with an olive on each finger & massage my temples. :jester:

Luckily for me I'm in Seattle which is full of hole-in-the-wall Mediterranean groceries so I just bought some West Bank olives from Palestine. Kind of unreal actually, if Israel gets its' way those trees could go extinct!

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23 Dec 2015, 8:15 pm

cberg wrote:

Yeah I've been known to strip completely naked with an olive on each finger & massage my temples. :jester:

Thank you for that mental image :mrgreen:

cberg wrote:

Luckily for me I'm in Seattle which is full of hole-in-the-wall Mediterranean groceries so I just bought some West Bank olives from Palestine.

Oh...cool.
This must be what jealousy feels like :twisted:

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23 Dec 2015, 8:47 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:

Feyokien wrote:

Does anyone have a fresh auxiliary jack I can plug into my arm?

i read that as "FLESH auxillary jack i can plug into my arm?"

i haven't heard of those

Back in the eighties there was something called a "Bone Phone" advertised in magazines. Like a Walkman, but it used your own skeleton as a medium to pipe music to your head. The innovation didnt seem to catch on.

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23 Dec 2015, 9:06 pm

^Actually it did - look up bone conduction earbuds. Supposedly the fidelity can be pretty good, from what I've seen swimmers also really like them.

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29 Dec 2015, 2:15 am

I confess that I've been addicted to these rectangular things.

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29 Dec 2015, 3:59 am

naturalplastic wrote:

Kiprobalhato wrote:

Feyokien wrote:

Does anyone have a fresh auxiliary jack I can plug into my arm?

i read that as "FLESH auxillary jack i can plug into my arm?"

i haven't heard of those

That's creepy.

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29 Dec 2015, 5:32 am

Drawyer wrote:

I confess that I've been addicted to these rectangular things.

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Is this the rectangular thing with dots and paths that precludes one from thinking?
Oh, Drawyer.
I had no idea things were this serious.
My advice is:
Seek therapy NOW.
Before it's too late
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