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violentcloud
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30 Apr 2007, 10:53 pm

I wore my size 15 Cowboy boots, as ever. I cracked my knuckles roughly every 30 minutes.



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30 Apr 2007, 10:54 pm

I beat up the guy who fondled my sister.

Actually, it wasn't my sister, it was my brother in a wig. But he did look pretty good.



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01 May 2007, 12:19 am

I wore a suit today. But, the silk shirt might
have spoiled this vaguely manly moment.



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01 May 2007, 12:27 am

I took a four mile walk.



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01 May 2007, 12:47 am

/ducks head in
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01 May 2007, 1:37 am

I danced with a hawt chick tonight...



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01 May 2007, 4:16 am

I went for a wee walk round the industrial estate. And I didn't have a drink. :)



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01 May 2007, 4:23 am

I had a long discussion about farting with someone...of course, maybe another thread might be more suitable for that one...here goes...



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01 May 2007, 4:23 am

I'm going to have two thick slices of bread, and I don't care if my weight stays where it is. :)



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01 May 2007, 11:22 pm

I chew lightning and crap thunder?

When other men stand next to me they spontaneously sprout a pair of ovaries?

The doctor always wants me to turn my head and cough 7 times?

I built a time machine and put that smile on Mona Lisa's face?



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01 May 2007, 11:24 pm

uhhh ohhh I farted really lud and was proud of it :mrgreen:



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02 May 2007, 4:43 am

I just had a Big Mac meal... (OK, it was medium size, but it's still a Mac!)



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02 May 2007, 4:59 am

Spent $350 at Home Depot.



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02 May 2007, 12:49 pm

I changed a wheel


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02 May 2007, 3:20 pm

Hey come on mine were really funny. Acknowledge my funniness dammit!

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02 May 2007, 3:25 pm

Raptor wrote:
I called a co-worker a "fa***t". If the shoe fits..............


That doesn't make you a man, that makes you Ann Coulter.

Oh, wait... Same thing...