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as i asked my geography teacher in year 8:


what country is Germany in?



haha i realised it was a stupid question quickly afterwards

would it be a good idea if heavy water was available in grocery stores?

Some actual headlines:

"Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs"
"Planes forced to land at airports"
"Woman falls in hospital, told to call ambulance"
"Diana was still alive hours before she died"
"Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons"
"Psychics predict world didn't end yesterday"
"Hospitals resort to hiring doctors"
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"
"A nuclear explosion would be a disaster"
"Fish need water, feds say"
"Ex-minister breaks silence, says nothing"
"Cemetery residents making a comeback"
"One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"
"17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree"
"Starvation can lead to health hazards"
"Greenland meteorite may be from space"

Who was it that died in the accident--you or your brother?

"Space is a hazardous environment for butts."
"if you always look left you will never know what's right!"

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why isn't there luminiferous ether?

How big are your feet?

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my feets too big.

Do they crush stone when you walk?

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More actual headlines:

"Rally against apathy draws small crowd"
"Cows lose their jobs as milk prices drop"
"Bridges help people cross rivers"
"Parents keep kids home to protest school closure"
"Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison"
"Madonna reads her 2nd book"
"World Bank says poor need more money"
"Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances"
"Woman missing since she got lost"
"Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking"
"Arsenic in city water nothing to worry about"
"Stabbing disrupts class for anger management"
"Meetings on opening meetings is closed"
"Rain biggest factor in flooding"

Real TV headlines:

"Man killed to death"
"Experts agree: Al Qaeda leader is dead or alive"

Actual signs:

"Touching wires causes instant death. $200 fine."
"If door does not open, do not enter"
"Caution: water on road during rain"
"Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer"
"Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips absolutely free!"
"Caution: cross only when cars stop"
"Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!"
"No pets allowed. All pets must be on leash."
"Caution: This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign."
"Elevator is out for service. Please use elevator."
"Caution: please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level"
"Divers: please use discretion while undressing"

I saw someone write on Wrong Planet that if Trump becomes president, the U.S. will become like Russia. So will we have two largest countries in the world?

fascism is happening here.

The sun smells like cheese.

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America smells like an overheated electrical motor with shot bearings.