Australia, Good and Bad
How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
enough for a long weekend road trip down the beach
Beer - so you can fit more in
- At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40°C heat.
- A seafood buffet followed by a barbecue, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40°C heat.
- Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
both
[*]How many beers in a slab?
24
[*]You call that a knife, this is a knife: True or False?
false - real aussies don't carry knives
[*]Does "yeah-nah" mean:
- "‘Yes and no"
- "‘Maybe"
- "Yes I understand, but no I don't agree"
[*]The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
- Toadie from Neighbours
- Alf from Home and Away
- Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
- Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers
[*]When cooking a barbecue, do you turn the sausages:
- Once or twice
- As often as necessary to cook
- After each stubby
- Until charcoal
[*]Name three of the Daddo brothers.
you mean those annoying dags on TV?
[*]Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
Bon Scott
[*]Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
- Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach
[*]Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat fried egg and sliced beetroot on a hamburger?
is there any other way?
[*]How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
52, but it worries me that the Author didn't refer to him as Boony and neglected to mention Dougie Walters.
[*]How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
don't know. Ask me about Melbourne - Torquay
[*]Who are Scott and Charlene?
hate that show - its more popular with the poms
[*]How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
- Squirt and spread with finger
- Sauce injection straight into the middle
[*]If the police raided your home would you:
- Allow them to rummage through your personal items?
- Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain?
- Put a written complaint in to Kevin Rudd and hope that he answers it personally?
[*]Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
Hawkie[b]
[*]Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
[b]no
[*]Thongs are:
- Casual footwear
[*]On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
- 1993
- 1997
- 2001
- 2005
[*]Which of the following is the most likely cause of death:
- Your missus after a big night
[*]How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
- Once or twice
- As often as necessary to cook
- After each stubby
- Until charcoal
[*]Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's "Khe Sanh"?
no
[*]Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter.
insufficient space
[*]Name at least five items that must be taken to a barbecue.
1. esky full of beer and/or a slab
2. bathers (assuming mate has a pool)
3. cricket bat & tennis ball - backyard cricket
4. sunnies
5. the sheila brings a pav.
[*]Who is current Australian test cricket captain?
- Ricky Ponting
[*]When is the best time to take a sick day?
- When the cricket’s on
[*]What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
polar bear
[*]What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
a pot (10 oz) is preferred in Victoria, a middy is not.
[*]What are budgie smugglers?
speedos
[*]What brand and size of esky do you plan to purchase?
assume this is for future Aussies. I have several including a Malleys that has a build in bottle opener
[*]Did you cry when Molly died on A Country Practice?
is this the sheila's version?
[*]A "Hopoate" is:
- A disgraced Rugby League player
[*]What does "having a chunder" mean?
technicolour yawn
[*]When you were young, did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
yes
[*]What does the term "true blue" mean?[/list]
dinky die, but term has been hijacked by tragics like John Williamson and bogons who think you have to use the flag as a garment
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see this site
http://www.citizenship.gov.au/test/prep ... ndex.htm#c
4 out of 5 of the practice questions right.
I'll be reading the PDF booklet now. Thanks Bazza. Funny answers the the Shelah version you gave.
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Found this practice exam:
http://www.australianexam.com/oztest/freeexam.jsp#exams
This was my score:
1. Australia's Population 0 / 1 11. Australian Citizenship 1 / 1
2. Mainland Territories 0 / 1 12. Australia's Population 0 / 1
3. Australian History 0 / 1 13. Australia's Population 0 / 1
4. Important Dates 1 / 1 14. Australian Geography 0 / 1
5. Important Dates 1 / 1 15. Australia & Religion 1 / 1
6. The Australian Senate 0 / 1 16. Australia's National Anthem 0 / 1
7. The Australian Parliament 0 / 1 17. The Australian Constitution 1 / 1
8. Migration 0 / 1 18. Australian Head of Government 4 / 5
9. Australian Geography 1 / 1 19. The Australian Parliament 0 / 1
10. Australian Citizenship 1 / 1 20. Australian History 0 / 1
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from The Sydney Morning Herald:
"The sleeping pills Heath Ledger was reportedly taking have been embroiled in controversy in Australia, where hundreds have had bizarre and potentially dangerous reactions to the drug.
Called Ambien in the US, the tablet is marketed as Stilnox in Australia.
It hit headlines last year when a national drug hotline fielded calls from users reporting strange side-effects.
Some 500 people described odd behaviours from walking, crashing cars, having sex and falling from balconies after popping a pill.
One patient gained 23 kilograms over seven months after unknowingly eating from the refrigerator while asleep.
Another patient woke up with a paintbrush in her hand after painting the front door.
In November, the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) reduced pack sizes and updated its warnings on the drug to protect people from its "worrying and potentially dangerous adverse effects".
The most serious of the newly-listed side-effects included "rage reactions, worsened insomnia, confusion, agitation, hallucinations and other forms of unwanted behaviour".
In an interview with the New York Times last November, Ledger said he'd been taking Ambien sleeping pills, which according to the newspaper, "failed to work".
"He took a second one and fell into a stupor, only to wake up an hour later, his mind still racing," the journalist reported.
According the New York Police Department, sleeping pills were found scattered around Ledger's dead body.
A spokeswoman for Australian distributor of Stilnox, Sanofi-Aventis, refused to comment on speculation about the drug's involvement.
"We're have absolutely no comment to make with regard to speculation that's being reported in the media," the spokeswoman said.
Reports suggest that Ledger may have been suffering from pneumonia at the time of his death, with some speculating the drug may have reacted with his condition.
But Sydney general practitioner Dr John Gullotta, of the Australian Medical Association, said such a reaction with Stilnox would be "extremely rare".
"In the product information (for Stilnox) they do actually caution against use in people with severe respiratory conditions, and pneumonia can obviously cause respiratory problems," said Dr Gullotta, who could not comment on the specific case.
"But really, to have this happen with Stilnox would be highly unusual."
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"The sleeping pills Heath Ledger was reportedly taking have been embroiled in controversy in Australia, where hundreds have had bizarre and potentially dangerous reactions to the drug.
Called Ambien in the US, the tablet is marketed as Stilnox in Australia.
It hit headlines last year when a national drug hotline fielded calls from users reporting strange side-effects.
Some 500 people described odd behaviours from walking, crashing cars, having sex and falling from balconies after popping a pill.
One patient gained 23 kilograms over seven months after unknowingly eating from the refrigerator while asleep.
Another patient woke up with a paintbrush in her hand after painting the front door.
In November, the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) reduced pack sizes and updated its warnings on the drug to protect people from its "worrying and potentially dangerous adverse effects".
The most serious of the newly-listed side-effects included "rage reactions, worsened insomnia, confusion, agitation, hallucinations and other forms of unwanted behaviour".
In an interview with the New York Times last November, Ledger said he'd been taking Ambien sleeping pills, which according to the newspaper, "failed to work".
"He took a second one and fell into a stupor, only to wake up an hour later, his mind still racing," the journalist reported.
According the New York Police Department, sleeping pills were found scattered around Ledger's dead body.
A spokeswoman for Australian distributor of Stilnox, Sanofi-Aventis, refused to comment on speculation about the drug's involvement.
"We're have absolutely no comment to make with regard to speculation that's being reported in the media," the spokeswoman said.
Reports suggest that Ledger may have been suffering from pneumonia at the time of his death, with some speculating the drug may have reacted with his condition.
But Sydney general practitioner Dr John Gullotta, of the Australian Medical Association, said such a reaction with Stilnox would be "extremely rare".
"In the product information (for Stilnox) they do actually caution against use in people with severe respiratory conditions, and pneumonia can obviously cause respiratory problems," said Dr Gullotta, who could not comment on the specific case.
"But really, to have this happen with Stilnox would be highly unusual."
Thank you for posting that; my sister takes Ambien and she has been having similar side effects.
Dr. Lutzwick is going to hear about this.
http://www.all-creatures.org/stories/a-snakes.html
Snakes are The Flying Spaghetti Monster's creatures too. He made them in the likeness of his noodly appendage.
Snakes are The Flying Spaghetti Monster's creatures too. He made them in the likeness of his noodly appendage.
We didn't ask for your contributions.
In any case, it was the God of Evolution who made the snakes, as they're easy to roll out, like clay.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_gods ... _Evolution
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