Arrrgg, maties! Neverr a rumfest have I missed!
Bring on ye rum, yon wenches and fiddler,
Pirates we be, a black blight on ye seas.
Scuttle yer rig, ye fine booty be lost,
Stand on yon plank and beg for yer prayers-
No hostage tonight me nerrves de be scarred.
Yon barrel o rum, it be full o the grog-
'Ware o de grog, it may turn me wee rough.
May be ye last night- me ship and me rum,
On ye fair waters a bad sight in yer eye-
Ten drunken pirates, a lot to be feared!