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bizarre Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 2,981Location: In ur threadz postin cats
The english muffin was lost on the great plains of Africa in search of
Artfulia Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: 10 Sep 2006Gender: MalePosts: 60
it's long-lost evil twin that was separated shortly after birth because
Raph522 Veteran
Joined: 4 May 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 13,717
of a really big earth quake... when they found eachother in
paulsinnerchild Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2006Gender: MalePosts: 1,111
in the stomach of the great desert whale
and they began to talk about......
superfantastic Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2006Gender: FemalePosts: 1,113
their lives so far. "And how did you get into a whale's stomach?"
tinky Veteran
Joined: 24 Mar 2006Age: 36Gender: FemalePosts: 8,015Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas
The two english muffins were then regurgatated by the whale...
But were eaten by an NT! One of them lit a match inside the stomach...
and saw that they were not alone in the stomach
shame about that they though they would be the first to erect their national flag there
and founded a national colony for breakfast foods, until one day when they were invaded...
by a Lego doll the NT had swallowed.
the lego doll was seeking revenge for the arm and hair piece he had lost while being swallowed.
The NT was getting convulsions because the hairpiece and arm was laced with deadly petrochemicals.
He became so sick he began puking his guts out