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13 Dec 2022, 10:31 am

Has hair, at his advanced age, though it is full of grey. :P


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13 Dec 2022, 3:04 pm

Improperly grows vegetables.


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13 Dec 2022, 3:52 pm

In the future will grow into a vegetable.



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13 Dec 2022, 4:55 pm

Is often mistaken for being in a vegetative state, but is really paralytic having drunk 3 sips of his root beer.


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13 Dec 2022, 7:23 pm

Reaches state of decomposition unless harvested on time.



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14 Dec 2022, 8:14 am

Prefers to eat his food after it has gained a green fur coat.

Question: What did Mozart and Beethoven do after they died?

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14 Dec 2022, 1:22 pm

Pretends he is a for-hire gardener, and peeps into residential home windows.


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14 Dec 2022, 1:34 pm

I saw what you were doing! :oops: The word "depraved" doesn't come close. :P


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14 Dec 2022, 8:04 pm

Been spotted stroking his root while staring into blitzkrieg's window. 8O



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15 Dec 2022, 8:15 am

Has gangrenous spots on his root.


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15 Dec 2022, 4:03 pm

Admitted to peeping at my root! 8O



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15 Dec 2022, 8:25 pm

Last had fun at least 10 years ago & has turned into an old fart. :D


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15 Dec 2022, 8:56 pm

Smells old farts. :?

blitzkrieg wrote:
Last was fun 10 years ago & has turned into an old fart. :D

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16 Dec 2022, 3:22 am

Is an escaped convict, who has changed his identity to blend in with non-criminals. :P


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16 Dec 2022, 4:54 am

Is an innocent member of the public who has changed his identity to blend in with criminals.


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16 Dec 2022, 12:28 pm

Often mistaken for a criminal or villain


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