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30 May 2015, 2:20 am
you wrote something I could not understand, so I wrote something that was equally tough to understand. these unconventional insults are supposed to be plain. 
the goal of this thread is to make silly quasi-insults. 
30 May 2015, 2:22 am
I see. What I said was "give me the p**** boss" but more bromahsome style 
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30 May 2015, 7:44 am
30 May 2015, 10:09 am
your Frank farts like a goat who has eaten a flatulent lizard named Frank 
30 May 2015, 11:59 am
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30 May 2015, 2:03 pm
30 May 2015, 2:52 pm
you use goat hair to make soup the more hair, the better!
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30 May 2015, 2:59 pm
at a restaurant when you say to the waiter, "there's a fly in my soup!" he will tell you, "it's a flavor enhancer." and you will say to your tablemates, "you want it?" and they will say "no." and you will cheerfully goink it down and say, "down the hatch!"
31 May 2015, 11:47 am
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31 May 2015, 1:37 pm
your dead biscuits look like live teeth
31 May 2015, 2:05 pm
your teeth look like octopus' tentacles
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31 May 2015, 2:21 pm
your octopus tentacles have teeth on them
31 May 2015, 2:28 pm
your octopus tentacles have frying pans attached
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31 May 2015, 2:33 pm
you fry octopus tentacles in your frying pan until they are purplish brown, then you eat them and LIKE THEM
31 May 2015, 2:45 pm
you make soup out of your dirty socks, and like it, too
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31 May 2015, 2:47 pm
you go from door to door, collecting other folks' dirty sock water to make wine out of
