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22 Dec 2022, 5:29 pm

Aw, are you guys twins? What came out first?


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22 Dec 2022, 6:48 pm

You splashed down first. :?



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22 Dec 2022, 7:12 pm

Is a typical yank & has never ventured outside of the United States.


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23 Dec 2022, 3:52 am

Is a typical human and has never ventured off the planet. :P


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23 Dec 2022, 6:59 am

Merry Christmas, ya filthy vegetable.


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23 Dec 2022, 7:16 am

Merry New Year and a Happy Christmas vampire. :P


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23 Dec 2022, 10:08 am

Are you pregnant?


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23 Dec 2022, 10:29 am

No, it's all these mince pies. I'm stuffed. Put me in the oven for Christmas...


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23 Dec 2022, 11:38 am

Gluttonous and won’t share his pies


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23 Dec 2022, 11:40 am

Tried to steal my pies! :evil: ... Some nice chickens you've got there... they look a good size for my oven. :twisted:


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23 Dec 2022, 11:46 am

You’ll have to get past the attack geese first.Then I release the hounds.


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23 Dec 2022, 12:33 pm

About your attack geese... They were very tasty! :P

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23 Dec 2022, 3:59 pm

Choke on a bone.



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23 Dec 2022, 4:11 pm

Put it away, I'm not into that kind of bone, besides, nobody would choke on that tiny thing anyway. :lol:


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23 Dec 2022, 6:54 pm

Killed the goose that laid the golden egg


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23 Dec 2022, 8:44 pm

Sacrifices geese on the third moon, whilst yelling gibberish at the sky.


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