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24 Dec 2022, 1:54 pm

Cracks nuts with his teeth


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24 Dec 2022, 3:46 pm

Tail whips nuts into the horizon, in a glorified spasm.


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24 Dec 2022, 3:56 pm

Has weird lizard fantasies. :? Wrong site, bud!



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24 Dec 2022, 4:33 pm

Is already stuffed with garlic-turkey and roast onions. Man, your breath will stink tomorrow.


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24 Dec 2022, 4:48 pm

Fantasizes about getting stuffed. :?



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24 Dec 2022, 4:49 pm

Everyone he knows keeps telling him to "Get Stuffed!"


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24 Dec 2022, 6:57 pm

Bastes the turkey with root beer


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24 Dec 2022, 10:54 pm

Made the naughty list. :evil:



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24 Dec 2022, 11:23 pm

Is addicted to cocaine & infuses it into his root beer.


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24 Dec 2022, 11:39 pm

Is a cokehead (drinks coke).



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25 Dec 2022, 3:28 am

Will eat 100 Brussels Sprouts today to make himself even more unpopular.


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25 Dec 2022, 3:30 am

Doesn't cook vegetables properly or make them crispy and serves up people - soggy vegetables.


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25 Dec 2022, 4:55 am

Has a soggy personality. :?



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25 Dec 2022, 5:06 am

Has soggy underwear, but we won't mention that.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. :P


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25 Dec 2022, 5:20 am

An unmerry root vegetable with a soggy character. :tongue:



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25 Dec 2022, 5:39 am

Is home alone at Christmas, a veritable filthy animal, but is too drunk to cook Christmas dinner.


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