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Booyakasha
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31 May 2015, 2:48 pm

you wait at laundry baskets to steal the dirtiest socks and then use it to fill in pillows and blankets

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31 May 2015, 2:49 pm

and you sniff them with delight :mrgreen:

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31 May 2015, 2:51 pm

you pick the sweatiest ones and then rub it on yourself

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31 May 2015, 2:52 pm

you take your sweaty socks and rub them on other people :razz:

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31 May 2015, 2:59 pm

you ask others to rub them on you

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31 May 2015, 3:02 pm

you ferment yours and use them for rubbing alcohol.

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31 May 2015, 5:17 pm

You take your smelliest sock, put it on your hand as a glove, then you run around hitting hobos with it while screaming "I AM JOHNNY POPTART! I AM JOHNNY POPTART! Then you cut the sock into fine powder and snort it through your ear.

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31 May 2015, 6:36 pm

^^^
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then you come up behind me afterwards and try to snort what I snorted in my left ear out through my right ear. but all you ever get is a mouthful of ear wax :razz: