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24 Sep 2006, 10:42 pm

and the weasel joined a traveling freak show



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24 Sep 2006, 10:51 pm

And the fish rapidly evolved and ran away with the Silver Spoon,


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24 Sep 2006, 11:28 pm

...and the cow's guts were all over the moon



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24 Sep 2006, 11:32 pm

which led NASA scientists to send an investigation team with the next shuttle launch.


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25 Sep 2006, 3:38 pm

Where they found an angry alien waiting for them with a flamethrower.



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25 Sep 2006, 6:55 pm

Then Darth Vadar came to their rescue, who was really the emperor of the Moon...


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25 Sep 2006, 7:01 pm

and Ruler of the Entire Universe, Galaxy, and Owner of the InterGalactic McDonald's fast food service.


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25 Sep 2006, 7:30 pm

But then my dad farted and Darth Vader's lungs melted.



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25 Sep 2006, 7:42 pm

And that's also what killed the dinosaurs.


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25 Sep 2006, 7:58 pm

dexkaden wrote:
And that's also what killed the dinosaurs.


That's what I've always been telling him. He knocked out a dog by farting once.

An army of Xbox 360s blew up earth and blamed it on a dead tomato.



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28 Sep 2006, 12:14 am

But no one believed them because it's microsoft, and we've learned not to trust them



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28 Sep 2006, 4:13 pm

A Buddhist, a Muslim, a nun, and a Jew were stuck in a hot air balloon.



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28 Sep 2006, 4:21 pm

The Nun throws the buddhist and the muslim out


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28 Sep 2006, 5:05 pm

And the balloon was so light that it went higher and higher, until



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28 Sep 2006, 6:23 pm

it set new altitude records; the news was posted on page 100, then bursts over the State of....



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28 Sep 2006, 6:41 pm

Rhode Island. The people of Rhode Island sulked over the skeletal remains of the balloon...


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