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18 Nov 2018, 3:59 pm

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Cat is not a made up word. Cats are actually aliens from another galaxy originating from the planet Catnip. Cats are here on Earth to study human behavior and to get free Catnip and the occasional chin scratch.


Also spies for when the invasion happens, which will make cats the official owners of the humans, instead of unofficial. However that paper work is taking a while to get through. My sources tell me anywhere between one hour and three hundred years. The leaders have been taking a cat nap.


On top of it all Vorgons are notoriously slow with paperwork. Once everything is quadruple stamped and triple checked the Kitty World Domination will only be 15 steps away from being officially sanctioned.


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18 Nov 2018, 4:01 pm

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My hair colour is brunette.


You are not a new member, so I don't welcome you to Wrong Planet.


You are a new member, so I welcome you to Wrong Planet.



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18 Nov 2018, 4:05 pm

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The world doesn't need trees.

Who needs to breathe? Not me!


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18 Nov 2018, 4:13 pm

It is a fact breathing is just an extracurricular activity, this has been well documented. Who needs educated lungs anyway? Not this guy, that's who!


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18 Nov 2018, 4:14 pm

You breathe, blackicmenace? I don't need oxygen because my books propel me.


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18 Nov 2018, 4:18 pm

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you mess with anybody's head on this forum. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


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18 Nov 2018, 4:20 pm

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you mess with anybody's head on this forum. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Becomes best friends with SaveFerris :mrgreen: .



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18 Nov 2018, 5:13 pm

I use to be ordinary and no one liked me. Now I am a merman and everyone definitely hates me now. Who knew?


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18 Nov 2018, 7:38 pm

It's not the middle of the night. I think it would be a good idea if I turned the volume all the way up on my iPad and played music out loud.



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18 Nov 2018, 7:44 pm

I don't have the most fluffy and incredible dog in the world asleep across my lap right now, like a big teddy bear ... and I'm definitely not basking in the glow of Christmas lights or firelight. Sucks to be me!


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18 Nov 2018, 8:30 pm

I know the road to self discovery.


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18 Nov 2018, 9:05 pm

I know the road to riches, or maybe I just got lost because now that I think of it I am dirt poor.


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18 Nov 2018, 11:51 pm

Pinocchio moved to Washington DC because it's the one place where lying doesn't make him feel conspicuous.



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19 Nov 2018, 12:07 am

All of the statements in this thread are true


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19 Nov 2018, 12:33 pm

I don't have a rabbit the size of a cat


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19 Nov 2018, 12:55 pm

I don't have a cat the size of a rabbit.


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