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goodbye WP

In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a ret*d baby. And the ret*d baby was different so it got to live. So ret*d fish goes on to make more ret*d babies, and then one day a ret*d baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a ret*d baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant ret*d baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the ret*d offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.

(south park ftw)

I am an "enigma wrapped in a riddle"

I'm trying out Windows 7 to see if I would love it or not and in performance wise, I must say, its a hell lot faster than vista.

i know i am the most important person in the world. the reason i know that is because the sun follows me every where i go.
no matter how fast i drive to get away from the sun, it follows me and i can not shake it.
if i go inside a house where it can not follow, it waits outside, and when i emerge from the house....there it is.

i am considering getting a restraining order on the sun, but i think it will disobey even that.

well sun! follow me if you like. at least you save me money in buying batteries for my torch during the day.
thank goodness you lose interest in me every afternoon. i wish it was permanent, but i guess you think about me all night and you return to me every day to feed your constant obsession to follow me around.

I looked at the Apple iPads, and I liked what I saw, last night.

There needs to be more foot surgeons in the world. Or at least around here. There is a 3-year wait for the one I was referred to. Square one? I don't know what to do.

And I need new shoes tonight (says the doctor). Can't afford.

The music of the 60s makes me feel free.

I am convinced dental hygienists are sadistic.

i just dyed my hair and have no idea what it looks like.eek

I need a new form of escapism.

My god, I have never felt so crappy since 5 years ago. I mean I'm literally at my worst I would of thought.

It sucks waking up after everyone else has gone to bed. I won't see another soul for 7 hours. Oh well - I look at it as a time to work on my drawings.