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TearsOf_AClown
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01 Jun 2015, 12:49 pm

Do I have to... They smell great and I get a little rapey?!



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01 Jun 2015, 9:27 pm

:o



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02 Jun 2015, 6:11 am

Why are you looking up to that guy?
I think he has a bit of liquid eye and can't see anything but tears


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02 Jun 2015, 4:15 pm

You'r an irish seabottom forest troll!



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02 Jun 2015, 6:22 pm

and you're a forest seabottom irish troll :razz:



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02 Jun 2015, 7:10 pm

You irish troll! the brewery on your back exploded underwater and now the Thames is on fire!



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02 Jun 2015, 7:12 pm

and when you were on a boat ride, your malodorous toots blew the boat from under you and caused a tidal wave! :razz:



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02 Jun 2015, 7:14 pm

your tidalwaves are luminescent orange and flat!



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02 Jun 2015, 7:17 pm

your tidal oranges are luminescent and wavy! :razz:



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02 Jun 2015, 7:19 pm

My tidaloranges crush societies! your tidaloranges slightly dent sandcastles!



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02 Jun 2015, 7:22 pm

your tidal oranges are brown, and they clog septic tanks and flood lavatories :razz:



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02 Jun 2015, 7:30 pm

I see by your statements that you indeed do have a degree in goat fecalology.



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02 Jun 2015, 7:32 pm

and you have a master's degree in it, your thesis being on differential hues.



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02 Jun 2015, 7:41 pm

You asked a plumber who also claimed to be a certified doctor in north korea to install an ejection tube in your tigh for fecal strike capability.



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02 Jun 2015, 7:42 pm

you poop out oranges and you peel and eat them and use the rinds for TP.



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02 Jun 2015, 7:45 pm

You spend all your day rummaging through the chick pen searching for rooster teeth, despite the fact that you only have chickens!