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02 Jun 2015, 7:52 pm

you wear a necklace made of chicken teeth that only you can see.



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03 Jun 2015, 4:14 pm

Your plasmasword is made of plastic!



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03 Jun 2015, 4:59 pm

your plasma sword is made of desiccated blood plasma.



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03 Jun 2015, 5:10 pm

Your plasma is plastic.

You're lucky your veins and arteries are so tolerant; otherwise, you'd be in a mess of trouble.



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03 Jun 2015, 5:23 pm

You are an interior decorator on cheap reality tv shows.



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03 Jun 2015, 5:25 pm

your feces is chrome-plated, and you sell them on QVC as large baubles.



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03 Jun 2015, 5:33 pm

You find the feel of clean bedsheets to be horrible!



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03 Jun 2015, 5:57 pm

you find the feel of hair shirts to be irresistible :razz:



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03 Jun 2015, 6:01 pm

Your crome hair is carcinogenic!



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03 Jun 2015, 6:02 pm

you have roughly 140,000 [give or take] tumorous threads sprouting out of your scalp. :afro:



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03 Jun 2015, 6:06 pm

You paint your ears pink because you like the taste.



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03 Jun 2015, 6:09 pm

you eat raw pink piglet ears because you like the taste :razz:



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03 Jun 2015, 6:22 pm

Due to heavy abuse, your toothbrush is now more intelligent than your phone.



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03 Jun 2015, 6:33 pm

you use your toothbrush for a phone, and your cell phone knows not the difference. :razz:



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04 Jun 2015, 8:21 am

this conversation is so boring I am tearing my Borag ducts out!


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04 Jun 2015, 3:37 pm

your borag ducts engage in boring conversation with one another.