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ToughDiamond
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30 Mar 2025, 3:15 pm

I'll signature you if you don't knock it off*

*Mum always had this sense of so-called wit, where I'd say something cheeky, and she'd take the key word out of it and hit me with it - for example:
Me: Can I have an apple?
Mum: I'll apple you if you don't shut up.
Me: You're not very tall are you?
Mum: I'll not very tall you in a minute.

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30 Mar 2025, 3:44 pm

Well, I won't steal that, but I will dedicate to you a poem:
Brave Sir ToughDiamond ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir ToughDiamond turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir ToughDiamond!

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30 Mar 2025, 3:49 pm

Ooh, I never did! All lies. I didn't!
[I love the lyrics to that song though ]

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30 Mar 2025, 3:58 pm

Put your tongue away you dirty boy

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30 Mar 2025, 4:12 pm

Hey! I'm not a boy. I'm 72.

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30 Mar 2025, 4:29 pm

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!

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30 Mar 2025, 4:42 pm

Thieving again......I already did that one about waving private parts. And you should have heard the abuse I got for my trouble. I don't think we've had "son of a window dresser" yet, so take that you scallywag.

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30 Mar 2025, 5:18 pm

According to Google Gemini:

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"Scalawag" was a derogatory term used after the American Civil War to describe white Southerners who supported the Reconstruction policies and the Republican Party. This term was used by those who opposed Reconstruction.

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30 Mar 2025, 5:31 pm

Thieving again, stop me if you can

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30 Mar 2025, 8:14 pm

Bestiola wrote:

Thieving again, stop me if you can

Bestiola is a nit, and her trousers do not fit.

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30 Mar 2025, 8:33 pm

Participant626 wrote:

According to Google Gemini:

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What a lazy, incomplete definition! :shameonyou:

Before it was politicised, "The term "scallywag" has its roots in 19th-century America, particularly in the Southern United States, and it was often used to describe a person, typically a child or a young person, who was mischievous or playful in a somewhat cheeky or impudent way. The term can convey a sense of affectionate disapproval rather than outright condemnation."
Bottom of the class for you, scamp.

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30 Mar 2025, 9:58 pm

Oh wow, keep the mixed-messages coming! They're sooooo lovely.

PS - I have so much trouble doing these! It's not that I can't come up with rude things to say. I came up with 2-3 good ones, but you guys are all so nice that I have trouble saying things that would be hurtful. :heart:

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30 Mar 2025, 10:16 pm

Yes playful teasing can be quite hard for many people. How to be rude without the risk of causing real offense.

Now back to the game:

Why aren't you in school, child?

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