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31 Mar 2025, 1:11 am

Just disciplining the kids. I'll start on you if you don't shurrup. This is you when you read what I've just written:
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31 Mar 2025, 1:19 am

:lol: get out of town you bloody nutcake


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31 Mar 2025, 3:01 am

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Thieving again, stop me if you can :P

Bestiola is a nit, and her trousers do not fit.


Lol I'm stealing this too :twisted:



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31 Mar 2025, 3:03 am

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:lol: get out of town you bloody nutcake


Will you stop chewing that carrot :P



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31 Mar 2025, 3:04 am

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Oh wow, keep the mixed-messages coming! They're sooooo lovely.

PS - I have so much trouble doing these! It's not that I can't come up with rude things to say. I came up with 2-3 good ones, but you guys are all so nice that I have trouble saying things that would be hurtful. :heart:


Dude, do your worst, I challenge you! :twisted:



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31 Mar 2025, 3:21 am

Bestiola wrote:
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:lol: get out of town you bloody nutcake


Will you stop chewing that carrot :P


Would you like me to stick it where the sun don't shine


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31 Mar 2025, 3:40 am

babybird wrote:
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:lol: get out of town you bloody nutcake


Will you stop chewing that carrot :P


Would you like me to stick it where the sun don't shine


:lmao: Try if you dare :twisted:



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31 Mar 2025, 10:11 am

I'll pull the carrot out and make you eat it.



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31 Mar 2025, 10:24 am

In that case, I'll turn into Rabbit of Caerbannog :twisted:



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31 Mar 2025, 10:52 am

Right, it's the Holy Hand Grenade for you. One, two, five!



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31 Mar 2025, 10:54 am

What happened to 3 and 4, balloon head


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31 Mar 2025, 11:20 am

Well, you squirmish rabbit, the Lord spake: ('First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.) Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



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31 Mar 2025, 11:21 am

I don't understand all that thee thar and thus me lass


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31 Mar 2025, 11:23 am

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Well, you squirmish rabbit, the Lord spake: ('First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.) Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

You don't know your scripture, you unbeliever. You skipped the bit about the people feasting on anchovies and fruit bats and large chunks of something.



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31 Mar 2025, 11:25 am

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I don't understand all that thee thar and thus me lass


Hope that this translation will satisfy your royal rabitness:
The Lord spoke: ('First you will take out the Holy Pin.) Then you will count to three, no more, no less. Three will be the number you will count, and the number of the counting will be three. Four you will not count, nor will you count two, except when you proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, is reached, then you will activate your Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards your foe, who, being naughty in My sight, will snuff it.'



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31 Mar 2025, 11:28 am

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Well, you squirmish rabbit, the Lord spake: ('First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.) Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

You don't know your scripture, you unbeliever. You skipped the bit about the people feasting on anchovies and fruit bats and large chunks of something.


Well, you very grumpy Sir ToughDiamond, her royal rabbitness asked about the numbers, hence she got the explanation about the numbers, but since you insist, here it goes:

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...