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19 Jan 2016, 11:25 am

Robin: Hey, Batman! Who are you going to be for Halloween?

*Batman punches Robin*

Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!! !


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19 Jan 2016, 12:31 pm

^Where did that come from?


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19 Jan 2016, 2:10 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
^Where did that come from?

There's this cartoon on YouTube called "Batman's Halloween" It's slightly NSFW due to a little blood, so I won't take my chances posting it here.


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19 Jan 2016, 4:31 pm

Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
A little soda topped with fizz,
And now how sick our Mary is. :eew:

(A dumb rhyme I read as a kid)



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19 Jan 2016, 7:48 pm

Dean: Hello..

Homer: Hello, Dean! You're a stupid head!

Dean: Homer is that you?


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27 Jan 2016, 11:36 pm

Diet food is a crime against humanity! What's next? DIET BUTTER?! LOW-CARB POTATO NUBS?! I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.



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28 Jan 2016, 2:19 pm

In America, you walk on carpet.

In Soviet Russia, carpet walks on you.


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31 Jan 2016, 3:06 am

Why do people drink beer, and why is so popular when most of them taste like crap?


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31 Jan 2016, 3:54 pm

Whoever thinks swearing is a bad habit are f***ing idiots. That is all I have to say.


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01 Feb 2016, 10:07 am

Soda pop? You mean it is a soda for my dad?


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01 Feb 2016, 5:42 pm

What's green and has wheels?

Grass (I lied about the wheels!)


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02 Feb 2016, 5:28 am

Cows eat grass, but milk is white.


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02 Feb 2016, 3:46 pm

The cat and a bird watch a young woman go by. The cat looks at the bird and then eats it, because the bird is its prey.


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03 Feb 2016, 11:18 am

Without coffee, I'd be lethargic.


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03 Feb 2016, 3:38 pm

How do you get rid of a cold?

By turning up the heat.


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04 Feb 2016, 5:43 am

Feed the cold, starve the fever.


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